Don't even front like you're some holier-than-thou, Good Samaritan.  The fact of the matter is, we all mess up.  Some of us worse than others.  Like that time you* hooked up with your friend's ex because you didn't know there was some unspoken "rule" not to.

Now, with AWKWARD, you can get your secrets off your chest! Shout 'em to the world, totally anonymous! (link caps to the app download page)

It's like the equivalent of having Jesus on your phone. Or something.